Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Math is good for something...

"To find a women you need time and money
∴ Women = Time x Money

Time is money
∴ Time = Money
∴ Women = Money x Money
Women = (Money)²

Money is the root of all problems
∴ Money = √Problems

∴ Women = (√Problems)²
∴ WOMEN = PROBLEMS"

Sorry ladies, we have proof on paper now. I still love you all though.
Men, time to celebrate. Go put the toilet seat up and meet me at the bar.

-M

4 comments:

Joe said...

I'm not "meating" any boys anywhere.

Mike or Leigh said...

Ya, improper use of "meet" I get it. No comments on the content? Lame.

Joe said...

well, it's neat, but pretty old by internet standards ... although, i am just impressed with the html'ing (yes, i verbed html) of therefore.

Mike or Leigh said...

Fair enough, one thing I never claim to be is current. Parachute pants are still cool right?