This is my 2007 Eastern Conference Preview. I've been waiting to write this since Prince was on Apollonia (Look it up, or ask Joe)
I'm going to do this in installments (ADD induced)
Grand CENTRAL station (division)
#1 Chicago Bulls
Kanye, Common, Deep Dish, The fattest pitcher in the playoffs. There are all good qualities of Chi-Town. What does that have to do with them winning the Central you ask? Nothing. But the fact that they have the whitest person in the world running the point (Captain Kirk) and the most underrated Duke grad of all time (Luol Deng) makes them the team to beat. Im buying into the whole age factor here. Plus they never lose to the Raptors, so I can at least say I thought they were amazing when they beat us.
#2 Cleveland Cavaliers
They are going to get Brady Quinn to play for them. Even though Mike Brown is the worst coach since Miss. Beck at Heart Lake SS, they have the X-factor, and they also have a solid gold dancer on their team ( http://youtube.com/watch?v=7rkosq9Nh2o ) and that makes them radical in my book.
#3 Detroooooooit Basketball
Blah Blah Blah, old, malice at the palace. Rasheed is awesome, that grey patch on his head could drop 15 on any team in the NBA, BY IT"S SELF!
#4 Indiana Pacers
Jim O'Brien has never done anything productive, yet he gets a job. Fortunetly for them, everyone on their starting lineup can grow hair, which makes them better than the Bucks. I also Hate Jermaine O'Neal, he is a tattooed less talented, and uglier version of Christoper Philonious Bosh. Count it.
#5 Milwakee Bucks
Michael Redd is nice, his J is gross (in a good way and in a bad way). Charlie V has no hair and he is involved with ladies of the night (a solid source told me this). In other words, who cares about them.
I'll get back to you with the other 2 Divisions, Ending with a raptors love fest.
L
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I have two predictions based on my limited knowledge of the NBA:
1) Kevin Durant will win the Rookie of the Year.
2) San Antonio, Phoenix and Dallas will continue to dominate. Yes I know that that is like predicting that the Bills will have a losing season (read : an easy prediction) but it will come true none the less
-M
haha amazing! this is easily my favourite nba prediction article ever. J.O. looks like a worm with braids. the ghosts of jonathan bender and rik smits will haunt indiana forever. i kind of hoped reg came back with the c's, and met the pacers in the ECF. you know he'd be in there during crunch time, making choke signs to the hick from french lick. bulls #1. they just need to manufacture some points. kirk hinrich is the new kirk hinrich.
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